Our intrepid heroes get caught up in a series of unfortunate events.

Featuring the voice talents of Brian Perillo & Count Nefaria (uncannyxcast.com), Ken Carden (twitter.com/@kenobi13), BJ Brink (bmfcast.com), Elizabeth "Mistress Lebeau" (culturalwormhole.com), Lenny Collard & Ryan McClees (dingoatemypodcast.blogspot.com), and Chris Partin (imageaddiction.net).

Soundtrack:

Morrissey, "I Will See You in the Far-Off Places"
Daft Punk, "Recognizer"
Tomoyasu Hotei, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity"
Blue Man Group, "Tension 2"
NIN, "Every Day is Exactly the Same"
Muse, "Knights of Cydonia"
Coheed & Cambria, "Welcome Home"
Alien Ant Farm, "Smooth Criminal"